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YOUR RESEARCHFinally, a Porsche IMSB Solution....
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Can I use aftermarket parts for this or do I have to use the brand in the video?
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Can I use aftermarket parts for this or do I have to use the brand in the video?
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...it fixes everything from water pumps, RMS, IMS, AOS, and more, and it's guaranteed to fix any running issues with your 996.
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roadsession- Good eyes. Guess the SAC base is closer than I thought.
jackarelli- Yes, quite simple."Aim,Pull trigger, cover ears."
LordVicious- Almost anyone can do this fix.
...it fixes everything from water pumps, RMS, IMS, AOS, and more, and it's guaranteed to fix any running issues with your 996. Even headlight envy is taken care of, but it still it only retails for $9960.00, with Paypal, of course.
For those in constant fear, there happens to be a group buy and deep discount. Hurry, supplies won't last!(
JESUS
, I hope I haven't put a jinx on my engine)
My wife's friend just posted a quick video of himself and his kids in the backyard using the same exact explosion!! In it, however, he and his daughter run from the explosion brushing themselves off as if they were putting out small fires on their clothing. lol
-Eric
So, you just threw an old IMSB at the car? So what? We all know that they could explode at any minute. That wouldn't have happened if you threw the LN bearing in.
The real question is, would this ICBM fix of yours increase my resale value?
I was expecting more IMSB drama and must admit I LMAO when I saw this. Whats really cool is you could probably "repair" 4 or 5 cars at the same time if you parked them close enough. Great job.
This is "Action Movie FX" and I have it on my iPhone. It is really funny when you film people at parties and such and have missiles blowing them up out of nowhere. Makes for good laughs at every event.
There are so many new 996 owners on board, I thought it would only be fair to share the cure for whatever problem you might have now, or in the future with your Porsche. It isn't cheap, but it is a very effective cure all.
I would hold off on this until you read the pending White House report (by Feinstein) on the inhumane application of ICMBs!
You may be held accountable and undergo a Nuremburg trial.
