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YOUR RESEARCHDoes it exist?
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Lubricate engine
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Yes Unicorn Semen™ really does exist and it is the best thing for lubricating your engine.
Leading evidence: 'Lubricate engine' (no explicit attributable resolution; this is a reported action or suggestion). Across 1 matching discussions, The most frequently discussed action is 'Lubricate engine' (1 discussions). For that action, 0 discussions report a resolution and 0 report an unsuccessful attempt. No action has an explicit, attributable resolution report under the current rules. These are forum reports and suggestions, not a confirmed diagnosis.
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Yes it exists.
Turn your key to the on position, off position and on position
Wait one minute
Listen for clicking sound in your engine takes about 1 minute
Your Porsche fully resets like Microsoft Windows and all your mechanical problems are solved
Thank me later
Yes Porsche Design did partner up with IWC back in the day to come up with a Porsche IWC watch so you can wear one proudly while you drive your car. You must be getting sick of your Rolex...
Wow bunch of comedians in here.
Next time I'll just type a bunch of expletives and hopefully that'll get it pulled.
I wanted a color combo for a 6TT and realised after I'd hit save I was in the 6NA forum.
Still want the combo - rainforest over grey with an x50 and a stick.
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I am currently on the Yucatan sourcing replacement semen. There are no unicorns here, but for $5 they'll implant a narwhal horn on a donkey painted with zebra strips. I may give it a try just to see what happens if the horn rejects the donkey.
Where the F*** is the waiter? I'ma be sober in a day or two at this rate.
Nice thread, OP, but "Mods, please delete" is RL code for "please keep this on the first page. forever."
Currently accepting applications for someone to pleasure the nar-donkey. Please send your resumes to KrazyK's attention.
I am having rum for breakfast today because today's "spend a smallish pile of money to go hang out with dolphins" day. I don't think sobriety is a requirement when hanging out with soggy mammals.
