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Porsche 992 Headlight Moron Package

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YOUR RESEARCHPorsche 992 Headlight Moron Package

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Replace headlamps

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You , see, just how would one go about replacing the headlamps with more traditional units.
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Replace headlights

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As much as I like the car, I just gotta replace the headlights.
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Replace headlamps

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Suggestion · Original poster
You , see, just how would one go about replacing the headlamps with more traditional units.
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Porsche 992 Headlight Moron Package

Replace headlights

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Suggestion · Original poster
As much as I like the car, I just gotta replace the headlights.
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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Arrrgh! EVERYTIME I look into their eyes, they remind me of , yes, morons. I mean, how did, wait a minute, you mean to tell me that SOMEONE at Porsche / Audi allowed , wait, I even have a hard time thinking clearly with this, how does one say this without feeling like a total moron. If this is some type of Euro joke, I do not get it. Who put the square in the circle!! I am excited about making a new p car purchase. As perfect as I think it is, there continues to be a glaring (npi) discrepancy. You , see, just how would one go about replacing the headlamps with more traditional units. Why, as I explained , each time I look at them I get this idea of someone trying to place a square in a hole. It took a while to put my finger on what had been concerning to me, the front end and how it was something wrong. The , it hit me. From the. On, each time I see them I am reminded about some poor soul, pounding over and over and over again, until the square becomes so worn around the edges that it finally goes in. The , I ask myself, does this provide me with confidence, save that the rest of the car, have no such obvious contradiction? Who was at the wheel, here? Let me tell ya! As much as I like the car, I just gotta replace the headlights. Any suggestions?

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