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2 birds stuck in front air dam!

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YOUR RESEARCH2 birds stuck in front air dam!

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Check on j-lo, of course it didnt dawn

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managed to inhale 2 bastar8 sparrows or little birds of that ilk, they were wedged in the duct until I stopped to check on j-lo, of course it didnt dawn on me until the birds got sucked out of the grill that the bloody cooling fan would switch itself on as I looked on in wonder!
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Run wing mounted jet engines or similar

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WOW .....are you running wing mounted jet engines or similar?!
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managed to inhale 2 bastar8 sparrows or little birds of that ilk, they were wedged in the duct until I stopped to check on j-lo, of course it didnt dawn on me until the birds got sucked out of the grill that the bloody cooling fan would switch itself on as I looked on in wonder!
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Run wing mounted jet engines or similar

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WOW .....are you running wing mounted jet engines or similar?!
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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Anyone know how to remove the drivers side grill over the air dam? managed to inhale 2 bastar8 sparrows or little birds of that ilk, they were wedged in the duct until I stopped to check on j-lo, of course it didnt dawn on me until the birds got sucked out of the grill that the bloody cooling fan would switch itself on as I looked on in wonder! The birds are now in no mans land near my brake cooling system, Probably risen from the f'ing dead and nesting! Only in my world could this happen! Migration info. Legacy thread was 2338

POST 2Original post

Not our finest week-end then ! My puncture & your bird fancying. Have you got a cat ? they seem to squeeze through most holes. Migration info. Legacy thread was 2339

POST 3 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Misses has extracted the 2 birds (blue tits on closer inspection) with chop sticks, they have been given a decent yogurt tub burial. Migration info. Legacy thread was 2340

POST 4Original post

WOW .....are you running wing mounted jet engines or similar?! Migration info. Legacy thread was 2350

POST 5Original post

Talk about your Porsche's bird-pulling power!!! Clearly it attracts more than the human species. His Migration info. Legacy thread was 2352

POST 6Original post

LOL! Here's the little fellas (RIP) Migration info. Legacy thread was 2355

POST 7 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Hey less of the little, they were savage kestrel esque birds of prey that followed me for more than 3 miles, it was a life or death situation! Hitchcock could have written the script! Migration info. Legacy thread was 2356

POST 8Original post

...savage? Migration info. Legacy thread was 2731

POST 9Original post

hmm...bit of garlic, some choves and a nice bed of rice and you`ve got yourself a nice little snack there m8. McRod Migration info. Legacy thread was 2986

POST 10 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Excellent idea Mcrod, knew I should have put them in the freezer for a later date! Migration info. Legacy thread was 2994

POST 11Original post

i had a bird hit the screen at top speed mine and i never even saw it coming just a big bump and a grease-mark Migration info. Legacy thread was 9745

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