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YOUR RESEARCHPCM Gremlins

Reported or suspected cause

engine requiring quite alot of power

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Reported cause

This is due to the engine requiring quite alot of power to start.

PCM Gremlins
Frequently discussed work

Disconnect unit, ordering the partand having me return next week

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Suggestion

Got a call at lunchtime, the problem is a component within the PCM and the whole PCM unit will need to be replaced.All credit to the Swindon OPC, instead of disconnecting the unit, ordering the partand having me return next week to replace it, they immediately sent a guy to Reading to pick up a replacement and had the car ready for me to pick up when I finished work.

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Leading evidence: 'engine requiring quite alot of power' (1 discussions report identifying this cause; no attributable repair resolution). Across 1 matching discussions, the most frequently mentioned possible cause is 'engine requiring quite alot of power' (1 discussions; 1 report identifying it and 0 suggest it). The most frequently discussed action is 'Disconnect unit, ordering the partand having me return next week' (1 discussions). For that action, 0 discussions report a resolution and 0 report an unsuccessful attempt. No action has an explicit, attributable resolution report under the current rules. These are forum reports and suggestions, not a confirmed diagnosis.

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Install last friday

Performed · outcome unconfirmed

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Explicit resolution reports before identified causes, performed actions and suggestions. Within each level, matching component labels precede direct query mentions and inherited thread context; successful versus unsuccessful discussion counts, owner confirmations and independent discussion support determine order. This is not a probability of success.

Discussions that performed work without a confirmed outcome
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0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.

Performed · outcome unconfirmed

I must add at this point that I had my Origin B2 (camera/laser detector) professionally installed last Friday.

PCM Gremlins

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Performed · outcome unconfirmed

No successful repair reported for this finding.

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Explicit resolution reports before identified causes, performed actions and suggestions. Within each level, matching component labels precede direct query mentions and inherited thread context; successful versus unsuccessful discussion counts, owner confirmations and independent discussion support determine order. This is not a probability of success.

Discussions that performed work without a confirmed outcome
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0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.

Performed · outcome unconfirmed

Got a call at lunchtime, the problem is a component within the PCM and the whole PCM unit will need to be replaced.All credit to the Swindon OPC, instead of disconnecting the unit, ordering the partand having me return next week to replace it, they immediately sent a guy to Reading to pick up a replacement and had the car ready for me to pick up when I finished work.

PCM Gremlins

Disconnect unit, ordering the partand having me return next week

Suggestion or failed attempt

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Explicit resolution reports before identified causes, performed actions and suggestions. Within each level, matching component labels precede direct query mentions and inherited thread context; successful versus unsuccessful discussion counts, owner confirmations and independent discussion support determine order. This is not a probability of success.

Discussions that contain suggestions
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0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.

Suggestion

Got a call at lunchtime, the problem is a component within the PCM and the whole PCM unit will need to be replaced.All credit to the Swindon OPC, instead of disconnecting the unit, ordering the partand having me return next week to replace it, they immediately sent a guy to Reading to pick up a replacement and had the car ready for me to pick up when I finished work.

PCM Gremlins

Repair i connected the ctek again (as a comparitive

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Explicit resolution reports before identified causes, performed actions and suggestions. Within each level, matching component labels precede direct query mentions and inherited thread context; successful versus unsuccessful discussion counts, owner confirmations and independent discussion support determine order. This is not a probability of success.

Discussions that contain suggestions
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0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.

Suggestion

Last night after the repair, I connected the CTEK again (as a comparitive test) and it almost immediately reverted to maintenance pulse mode.

PCM Gremlins
Frequently discussed actions (7)

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Disconnect unit, ordering the partand having me return next week

No successful repair reported for this finding.

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Reported fixes
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Discussions that contain suggestions
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0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.

Suggestion

Got a call at lunchtime, the problem is a component within the PCM and the whole PCM unit will need to be replaced.All credit to the Swindon OPC, instead of disconnecting the unit, ordering the partand having me return next week to replace it, they immediately sent a guy to Reading to pick up a replacement and had the car ready for me to pick up when I finished work.

PCM Gremlins

Install last friday

No successful repair reported for this finding.

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Discussions that performed work without a confirmed outcome
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0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.

Performed · outcome unconfirmed

I must add at this point that I had my Origin B2 (camera/laser detector) professionally installed last Friday.

PCM Gremlins

Repair i connected the ctek again (as a comparitive

No successful repair reported for this finding.

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Reported fixes
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Discussions
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Discussions that contain suggestions
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0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.

Suggestion

Last night after the repair, I connected the CTEK again (as a comparitive test) and it almost immediately reverted to maintenance pulse mode.

PCM Gremlins

Replace .all credit

No successful repair reported for this finding.

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Reported fixes
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Discussions that performed work without a confirmed outcome
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0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.

Performed · outcome unconfirmed

Got a call at lunchtime, the problem is a component within the PCM and the whole PCM unit will need to be replaced.All credit to the Swindon OPC, instead of disconnecting the unit, ordering the partand having me return next week to replace it, they immediately sent a guy to Reading to pick up a replacement and had the car ready for me to pick up when I finished work.

PCM Gremlins

Run said

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Suggestion

After charging he did some tests, got the engine running, said that the no-load battery discharge was excessive and referred me to my dealer for further investigation.

PCM Gremlins

Test ) and it almost immediately reverted

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Suggestion

Last night after the repair, I connected the CTEK again (as a comparitive test) and it almost immediately reverted to maintenance pulse mode.

PCM Gremlins

Use car

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Suggestion

So worth considering depending on how much you use the car.

PCM Gremlins
Reported and suspected causes (1)

These are separate views of the same evidence. Frequency alone does not establish a fix, and these counts must not be added together.

engine requiring quite alot of power

No successful repair reported for this finding.

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Reported fixes
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Discussions that report identifying a cause
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0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.

Reported cause

This is due to the engine requiring quite alot of power to start.

PCM Gremlins
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POST 1Original post

<div> Hope this is a one-off and not the start of a saga, but M4ttc's post doesn't instil much confidence. Here is the story: Having not driven the car since last Saturday, I went to the garage yesterday morning, pressed the unlock button and ........Nothing! Thinking that the car had gone into sleep mode (a little early), opened the door with the key and put the key into the ignition expecting the beast to wake up and spring into life..............Nothing! The battery was completely flat and at this point, the ignition lock held onto the key in a vice-like grip and refused to let me remove it (apparently its supposed to do that in these instances). Rather than go into the crazy donor battery routine required to open the front luggage compartment, I rang Porsche Assist - I had to insist that I did in fact havea Cayman S and not a 4WD monster (Cayman was not on their database)and within 30 minutes an RAC patrolman arrived at the house. He quickly gained access to the battery and confirmed that it was completely discharged. After charging he did some tests, got the engine running, said that the no-load battery discharge was excessive and referred me to my dealer for further investigation. I rang the dealer and booked the car in to be looked at this morning. I must add at this point that I had my Origin B2 (camera/laser detector) professionally installed last Friday. Looks really neat, connected to the fuse box via a 1Amp in-line fuse and not a cable in sight. I became suspicious that this may be the root cause of the problem and the dealer service manger agreed it was likely to be - and if so it would not be covered by the warranty and if it did prove to be the cause I would have to pay for the investigation time and rectification. So all morning today I'm waiting for a call dreading the outcome. At £100+ per hour labour charges it could turn out to be really expensive and then the hassle of trying to get the expense back from the detector install company etc etc. Got a call at lunchtime, the problem is a component within the PCM and the whole PCM unit will need to be replaced.All credit to the Swindon OPC, instead of disconnecting the unit, ordering the partand having me return next week to replace it, they immediately sent a guy to Reading to pick up a replacement and had the car ready for me to pick up when I finished work. Hopefully that's the end of this tale of woe.............................................. but only time will tell. Submariner </div>

POST 2Original post

It is stories like these that make me glad I didn't order PCM with my car and will figure out what to do about a replacement at some point in the future.

POST 3Original post

Sorry to hear about that Submariner, but good to know that the OPC went to the lengths of sending a guy to Reading to pick up a replacement PCM. Hope all goes well. Good luck.

POST 4Original post

You may know this already. For all cars that remain unused for some time its recommended to have a battery trickle charger plugged into the cigarette lighter socket. This is due to the engine requiring quite alot of power to start. Porshce dealers have two type - one to maintain charge at approx £35 and one to maintain charge and to charge from flat at £72. So worth considering depending on how much you use the car.

POST 5Original post

Agreed, I think it is 5-7 days without use that the car goes into sleep mode, but this is intended to conserve battery power over the longer term, the alarm is disabled and door can only be opened with the key. In my case the battery dischage was so excessive it completely drained in 5 days I have a CTEK 3600 battery charger/conditioner which is a superb piece of kit - almost indentical to the Porshe product but much cheaper : http://www.hamiltonclassic.co.uk/ProductInformation/BatteryCareCTEK.htm Before I took the car into the dealeronFriday I connected the CTEK overnight and it remained in chargemode all night- indicating that the battery was less than 80%of capacity. Last night after the repair, I connected the CTEK again (as a comparitive test) and it almost immediately reverted to maintenance pulse mode. So for now at least my confidence is completely restored. Submariner

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