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Replace every single part in it

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Man, I hope that guy was rich, it's one thing to buy an RS6, completely different to have to replace every single part in it.

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Man, I hope that guy was rich, it's one thing to buy an RS6, completely different to have to replace every single part in it.

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zniga-qFQKc

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Here is the original thread for that crash. The driver was unharmed and is the one with the cell phone in his hand. No other passengers were in the car. That you tube slideshow is crap because the aspect ratio is all screwed up. http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3105304

POST 3 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Thanks Saaber, I got it in an email that was, let's say, much better, but couldn't post it. Found that on youtube. It got the message across!

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I really hope that guy bought a lottery ticket that day! Patrick

POST 6Original post

Meh, a wrench and a couple of bolts and it'll look like new! Man, I hope that guy was rich, it's one thing to buy an RS6, completely different to have to replace every single part in it. Might as well buy another one instead I guess.

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Good God. I thought that was TWO cars at first. This man is SO LUCKY! :dance:

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That is wild. The tree looks unharmed as well.

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Yeah, I've heard of "tree Huggers" but that's rediculous!!

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