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YOUR RESEARCHWhy would you want to do this to your 944? - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners

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it can be used as a defense for a dwi, "i wasn't drunk, it was the car...."

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Check local cl

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Think I'm going to start checking the local CL for one, in red.

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Think I'm going to start checking the local CL for one, in red.

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Why would you want to do this to your 944? - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners

Clean 944 and most

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I love a clean 944 and most clean ones are worth more than the average boxster.

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Why would you want to do this to your 944? - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners

Clean ones are worth more than the average boxster

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I love a clean 944 and most clean ones are worth more than the average boxster.

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Check local cl

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Suggestion · Original poster

Think I'm going to start checking the local CL for one, in red.

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Why would you want to do this to your 944? - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners

Clean 944 and most

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I love a clean 944 and most clean ones are worth more than the average boxster.

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Why would you want to do this to your 944? - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners

Clean ones are worth more than the average boxster

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I love a clean 944 and most clean ones are worth more than the average boxster.

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Why would you want to do this to your 944? - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners
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car...."

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it can be used as a defense for a dwi, "i wasn't drunk, it was the car...."

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Porsche 944 All Models Sleepy Lazy Eye Kit Modification Bonus Mod Info CD | eBay To me it makes the car look broken. .

POST 5 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Quotes source post: 442540

I bet you did lol.

POST 6Original post

Idk, fits the 944s character at this point haha. It's terrible but fits the car.

POST 7 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Quotes source post: 442157

Jake you wouldn't want a 944 that looks like this?

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Quotes source post: 442570

I love a clean 944 and most clean ones are worth more than the average boxster. But, most 944s I have experience with are craigslist specials owned by the people of Denver haha.

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Quotes source post: 442533

Why on earth would you do this? I simply don't get it!

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it can be used as a defense for a dwi, "i wasn't drunk, it was the car...."

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Quotes source post: 442545

Yes that's what it is. A broken light alignment. My car just started doing this without the modification.

POST 13 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Quotes source posts: 442571, 442613

Got it. Went zinging over my head lol Saved you $22.95! .

POST 16Original post

That is hilarious! Who knew that "sleepy eyes" were a thing? Here is the video:

POST 17Original post

Quotes source post: 442599

Hey leave Dwi ght out of this

POST 18Original post

I was watching 16 candles a few days ago. I think 944s have something really special about them. Some sort of can do attitude. It's the euro camaro or something.

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You know you're right, they kind of do. I didn't know they had a 50/50 weight distribution to them. Think I'm going to start checking the local CL for one, in red. .

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