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Florida Man.. Buys Porsche 911 Turbo with Printed Home Check!

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YOUR RESEARCHFlorida Man.. Buys Porsche 911 Turbo with Printed Home Check!

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The jeweler kept the watches until the check cleared, and once it didn't reported it, but he had already been arrested.

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The jeweler kept the watches until the check cleared, and once it didn't reported it, but he had already been arrested.

Florida Man.. Buys Porsche 911 Turbo with Printed Home Check!
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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Oh ya.. it's Florida man story time! This one, you just cannot make up! "No money? No problems.." 42 year old Casey William Kelley walks into a dealership in Destin, FL and bought a white 911 Turbo with a homemade fraudulent cashier's check. Once the dealership realized it after attempting to cash it, they reported it stolen. He didn't stop there! The very next day he attempted to purchase three Rolex watches the same way! The jeweler kept the watches until the check cleared, and once it didn't reported it, but he had already been arrested. 911 Turbo and Rolex watches, worth it? Source here

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Best couple days of his life! lmao He got greedy with the watches haha!

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Wow, been going to Destin for YEARS and never knew there was a Porsche dealer there...

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I also heard that the check was third party, post dated, out-of-state and written for over the amount of the transaction. Guess he needed gas money.

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And he is parked in a handicap spot. This guy is a one man crime wave

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