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What keeps ****ting on my 911?

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The poop I can see and clean ASAP but the **** dries before I can get to it and it has caused some paint issues.

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The poop I can see and clean ASAP but the **** dries before I can get to it and it has caused some paint issues.

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Anybody have any idea what kind of insect/animal leaves droppings like this? My googler came up with nothing. It comes off the paint easy enough but they're on my flags too. Maybe I should post this to an insect forum. You can tell how small they are by comparing it to the size of the shunt lines.

POST 8Original post

Spider poop most likely. I have it all on my basement and crawl space.

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Quotes source post: 18053878

That sounds like most likely. I do have a lot of webs in my garage. I'll have lay down some sticky traps or something. Thanks. watchknut!

POST 10Original post

It's called shotgun mold, sometime referred to as artillery fungus. Seriously.

POST 11Original post

Mark I could have gone there but decided not to LOL LOL

POST 12Original post

Quotes source post: 18053969

I think this is correct. We've had problems with this in parking lots where the adjacent natural areas are covered with untreated mulch. If the stuff is really tough to get off, it is likely artillery fungus.

POST 13Original post

Quotes source post: 18053878

Until today I didn't realize that spiders poop. This is why I need to log into the 996 Forum daily. -Chris

POST 14 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Quotes source post: 18053969

I'm not really following. This video says shotgun mold or artillery fungus grows in mulch. I don't have any mulch inside my garage and I don't park my car in the driveway very often which is near mulch. Either way, how would it explain it ending up on my flag inside my garage? Even if it could shoot 20 feet in the air it is physically impossible for it to land inside my garage given where my mulch is compared to where my garage is. You Tube

POST 15Original post

I doubt it's artillery fungus. When that stuff gets on your paint it is awful to get off. I had a guy come in last fall for a detail with half of his car covered. Wash and clay did nothing, had to polish it off. There was a section so stuck on it flaked the paint when I was working on the area. If its spider poop I would just consider burning everything to the ground and collecting insurance money.

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You've never read the book, "Everybody Poops?"

POST 17 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

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It is very easy to wipe off. Did another Google search and Peter Parker is definitely defecating in meine domicile. https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/15...hen-horrified/

POST 18Original post

These are my favorite threads. Always. Ok, how frequently does this happen? Has this only happened once or are you catching this stuff every week?

POST 19Original post

My crawl space has 60 years of spider and mole cricket poop�stuff is like tar. Some spider poop is white� I know too much about spider poop�and not enough about Porsche.

POST 20Original post

I get it on my boat seats when I don’t cover them. The boat is under a canopy. Spider poo for sure.

POST 21Original post

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Yup, looks like spider poop. I have geckos that hang out on my garage ceiling. The poop I can see and clean ASAP but the **** dries before I can get to it and it has caused some paint issues.

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