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lambo lots of the prancing stuff
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Worst car is a 996 cab best is probably the lambo lots of the prancing stuff...
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ps: I hear they're running twice the number of DLR trains for you today just to get the usual supply of 'pleasures' out to the city boyz?
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It's a car club run by Damon Hill. Basic story is 2.5K membership 12.5k a year, 50 days worth of cars from Lambo to 550 to 996tt.... Worst car is a 996 cab best is probably the lambo lots of the prancing stuff...
Membership by invite only, limited to 250, 6:1 person to car ratio....
They're inviting me to a demo day, seems rude not to go...
You could hire them for yourself for less than that each year - AND you wouldn't have to listen to
boring old DH at meets!!
(Or maybe I'm missing the exclusivity part here...)
dont want to disappoint anyone but I think a load of us have. You know how marketeers buy and sell consumer profile databases? well I think we're all on the same one!
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Yeah, the P in P1 probably stands for Prostitute...
For your joining fee and yearly membership, you get a nice Scandinavian blonde for a few days a year, a French maid for a week, Thai ladyboy for special occasions etc etc
Six members to every hooker, Cynthia Payne organises it...
C'mon UV - you're a single man now. You can come clean on this one
Give us the goss UV, we're all living rather broing lives out here in the stix compared to you cocaine snorting, lady-boy banging, Canary Wharf sorts...
ps: I hear they're running twice the number of DLR trains for you today just to get the usual supply of 'pleasures' out to the city boyz?