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lambo lots of the prancing stuff

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Worst car is a 996 cab best is probably the lambo lots of the prancing stuff...

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You can come clean on this one

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Clean on this one

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You can come clean on this one

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Run by damon hill

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It's a car club run by Damon Hill.

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Run twice the number of dlr trains

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ps: I hear they're running twice the number of DLR trains for you today just to get the usual supply of 'pleasures' out to the city boyz?

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You can come clean on this one

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Run by damon hill

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It's a car club run by Damon Hill.

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Run twice the number of dlr trains

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ps: I hear they're running twice the number of DLR trains for you today just to get the usual supply of 'pleasures' out to the city boyz?

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lambo lots of the prancing stuff

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Suspected cause · Original poster

Worst car is a 996 cab best is probably the lambo lots of the prancing stuff...

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POST 2 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

It's a car club run by Damon Hill. Basic story is 2.5K membership 12.5k a year, 50 days worth of cars from Lambo to 550 to 996tt.... Worst car is a 996 cab best is probably the lambo lots of the prancing stuff... Membership by invite only, limited to 250, 6:1 person to car ratio.... They're inviting me to a demo day, seems rude not to go...

POST 3Original post

Certainly would be rude not to go. Wouldn't mind an invite myself!

POST 4Original post

A friend of mine is lucky enough to be a free member of this club. Turns up with some very nice machinary. (ba^%$##d!!).

POST 5Original post

You could hire them for yourself for less than that each year - AND you wouldn't have to listen to boring old DH at meets!! (Or maybe I'm missing the exclusivity part here...)

POST 6Original post

I've been invited to join too ... what an honour !

POST 7Original post

dont want to disappoint anyone but I think a load of us have. You know how marketeers buy and sell consumer profile databases? well I think we're all on the same one!

POST 8Original post

Well I havent, so you lot must be 'considerrerbly richerr than moy'!!!! Or maybe Damon has heard how I treat my cars

POST 9 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

No, no, it's really exclusive, they told me each time they cold-called. It's also backed up by the junk mail they keep sending me

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POST 12Original post

Wouldn't be the first advert UV had replied to out of the back of a Sunday Sport now would it!!!

POST 14Original post

Yeah, the P in P1 probably stands for Prostitute... For your joining fee and yearly membership, you get a nice Scandinavian blonde for a few days a year, a French maid for a week, Thai ladyboy for special occasions etc etc Six members to every hooker, Cynthia Payne organises it... C'mon UV - you're a single man now. You can come clean on this one

POST 15Original post

Give us the goss UV, we're all living rather broing lives out here in the stix compared to you cocaine snorting, lady-boy banging, Canary Wharf sorts... ps: I hear they're running twice the number of DLR trains for you today just to get the usual supply of 'pleasures' out to the city boyz?

POST 16Original post

As another Canary Wharf -living City Boy, I can categorically deny those rumours Now where's the SNIFF icon....

POST 17 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Anyone else been invited to join P1?

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