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YOUR RESEARCHWhat's the most useless Porsche accessory?
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As a yorkshireman thats probably a good thing but you do look stupid when it takes 5 mins to remove and you pull out the inside of your pocket with it!
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This little gem has a laser engraved Porsche logo,and a push- button mechanism for opening the lid.The only possible 'optional' use could be for non smokers that pick their noses in the car![
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This little gem has a laser engraved Porsche logo,and a push- button mechanism for opening the lid.The only possible 'optional' use could be for non smokers that pick their noses in the car![
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This little gem has a laser engraved Porsche logo,and a push- button mechanism for opening the lid.The only possible 'optional' use could be for non smokers that pick their noses in the car![
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As a yorkshireman thats probably a good thing but you do look stupid when it takes 5 mins to remove and you pull out the inside of your pocket with it!
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One of my daughters bought me this for Christmas - a nice leather Porsche crest-embossed key case. Problem is that the key doesn't fit! Any other nominations?
Playing 'Devils Advocate', the key case would seem to be a case manufactured by an unknown company and stamped with a Porsche Emblem. It was probably not even designed to take a Porsche key in the first place.
In any event, the most useless genuine Porsche accessory is the Porsche Travel system luggage boxes which do not fit in the front of a 911,if you have a CD changer. Even if you don't have a CD changer, the fit is hopeless.
The second most useless genuine Porsche item is the Alu Tech pocket ashtray ! This little gem has a laser engraved Porsche logo,and a push- button mechanism for opening the lid.The only possible 'optional' use could be for non smokers that pick their noses in the car![
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Yes, I'm going to be in trouble for this one; My girlfriend in possession of a road atlas as I am trying to find my way onto the correct bit of Cambridge ring road from within. Never have I known a more poorly sign posted route for a main road. As she sat, open map on lap I asked "Which way?"- Response "How am I supposed to know". Tempers were fraid. I asked for a Satnav for Christmas, it doesn't answer back.....
That's right - what are those orange bits on the corners of car for nowadays? There is clearly a new highway code rule that I've missed. "Do not use indicators". No one seems to be using them now.
Battery condition gauge (what's it actually show you? Its pretty obvious if the battery doesn't work, and mine was still reading normally despite needing a new battery!) I'd rather have had an oil temp gauge.
Rear wiper.
OE porsche mats which wear visibly again after a short time.
My wife bought me a Porsche wallet. However it has no press stud fastening, it just folds in half! One may say so what? However when its in your back pocket the two faces slide across each other thus increasing the overall width and its virtually impossible to then get the wallet out! As a yorkshireman thats probably a good thing but you do look stupid when it takes 5 mins to remove and you pull out the inside of your pocket with it! lol
Hi Craig
Never had a wallet that has had a press stud to fasten it (must be another Yorkshire thing too).
All mine have been like you describe and my current Porsche wallet is very nice too. Never had the problem you have had.
I've always associated press studs on wallet as akin to carry a purse with change in!
Maybe its down to the pressure from you backside when you sit down [
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Now I have never seen, you but maybe you have a fat ass and it crushes the wallet!!!!!![
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PS - only kidding about the fat ass!
Wallets in Yorkshire usually have locks on them (and no key to fit) . Does your ass still have it's own postcode Craig or has the enforced diet worked.
